Like Planet of the Apes

We all came from monkeys

once upon a time, but that

doesn’t mean we should

still be acting like them.

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‘Computer says no’

It might be a proper pain

in the derriere at first, but

the theme we’ve been talking

about lots recently is calories

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When enough’s not enough

I’m fucking confused…

It doesn’t take much, but

that’s not an excuse –

it’s just a hard, cold fact.
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Science, bitch

^^ if that title’s offending you,

the unsubscribe button’s at

the bottom – this isn’t a place

for sensitive snowflakes😉 ^^

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Don’t EVER squat again

I’ve got nothing against doctors,

okay, only sometimes😉

just gets my goat when people

offer poor, unprofessional advice
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